get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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