i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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