yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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