i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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