I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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