I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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