apparently the secret to your success is patron
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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