Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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