Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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