i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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