Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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