She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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