How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
