looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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