I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
third nipple confirmed
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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