Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
why is half of my head shaved?
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