Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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