i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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