so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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