She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
