Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
sex in a hospital.. check
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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