i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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