I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
my shit smells like andre
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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