I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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