gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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