hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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