i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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