You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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