I bet he comes in French.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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