Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You've changed since you got that strap on
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The adults are the big ones right?
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