I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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