Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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