dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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