I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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