he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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We're too hungover to prance.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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