nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
