I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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