To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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