creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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