Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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