i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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