You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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