The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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