what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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