Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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