Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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