ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I can text with my tongue
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
