wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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