there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me