Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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