Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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