it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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