just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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