called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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