this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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