my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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