I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize
