Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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