Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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